Pastures New

So today is my last day in the office, it's been good times and bad times.

I've found friends, completed by exams, traveled the east midlands......

been told I have a personality deficit, had my promotion overturned and been rollocked for talking to other members of staff.

So off I go to a job I'm not qualified to do, haven't done before and to a very scary boss...

but the car and the payrise should make up for this!

Man Flu

He who must be obeyed has man flu! Worse than Bird flu or pleurisy!

The only pity is that the only woman who'd give him any sympathy, his mother, went home this morning!