Long Suffering Wife

Monday, April 23, 2007

Bestest Song

In homage to the song by Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip. Here's an amended version of :

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship Pop Idols, watch the show or discuss it in work the following day.
Thou shalt not take the names of JJ Williams, JPR or Gareth Edwards in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s light blue or pink cover.
Thou shalt not judge a women's looks by her mother.
Thou shalt not buy L'Oriel products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your girlfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on her, "because you're on a break!".
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch The Apprentice.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.Crass - Just a band.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - Just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The next big thing - JUST A BAND.
Thou shalt remember that "proper" is not the correct term to describe really good or bad things in your life!
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt not complete sentences with the phrase "in it".
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

All go bang!

This morning I crashed my car on the M1 (see picture!) due to some ejit being unable to break from the mega speed he was travelling at to allow me to get out of his way before he cut the nose off my car.
I'm fine (but thanks for the concern), shame I can't say the same for my vehicle.